All is Quiet on the Western
Front…..Why!
FACT: David’s Einhorn Collaborative is a house of cards as was his marriage and as is his hedge fund. Like my website said, “fraud is David’s constant companion”…. or maybe it’s just bad judgment…. EITHERWAY:
✓ NOBODY in this email has parted with $700 million to the ugliest woman on the planet & the ultimate noodlehead of academic fraud.
✓ NO BILLIONAIRE in this email has hired someone to serve as President of their non-profit who was 3 years out of college with ONLY basic experience AND lacking at least 90% of the job requirements, but now takes pride in making the non-profit into an urban legend for misdirected funds.
✓ NONE of the lawyers or CEO’s in this email withhold major fraud cases from their partners nor do they conceal problems with expert witnesses, except for David Einhorn….. and maybe Dee Miles or even Joe Whatley who was alerted by me to Tom’s foul play after Dee Miles had a sudden case of amnesia.
Snapshot of David…
David is intractable in terms of evolving with change no matter how smart he may be, I know his type well. I tried to nudge David gently in the same direction as the hedge fund managers I had formerly partnered with before Tom pulled his stunt and they even tried to get me to approach David, more specifically his analysts, with Tom’s findings. You all may recall my Parker Quillin story at this point…
Regardless, David’s ego has made him as crooked and as sadistic as Tom Gober. David’s investors should try a quant fund at this point since David won’t lift a finger in terms of allowing other people to help him help himself and this includes tapping into Tom’s playbook of Crooked Insurers which is the closest thing to accurate valuations David is going to get—NOT his GAAP theories… OR David should consider a hot night of man love in that motel room w/Blue to see about getting his mojo back.
OR
Maybe David should take the advice of his own line they gave him to say on “Billions”, season six, episode six, “I know all about not listening to everybody when they tell you that you’re wrong, but sometimes you have to go along to get along”.
I know David knows how to put this shit back together! If somebody like me can put it all together from the start, then David can certainly put it back together for good AND with little effort and far more benefits than stalking GM.
Now, Tom “Charlie Sheen” Gober…..
Tom takes sadistic pleasure in watching me wage war against him, NOT fear for his professional image OR concern for the problems it may cause his attorneys as Tom possesses a god complex, not an angel sent from God complex. In Tom’s deluded mind– the same deluded mind which believes God spoke to him at a cheap motel room in Nashville— I stood with dishonest David because all I wanted to do was avoid disagreements long enough to set a call between Dave & Tom’s attorneys.
For Tom, I was his cheerleader– not a critical female-– and the one person on earth capable of getting him to ultimately pool all of his attorneys together for a giant campaign that would have benefitted these attorneys and the big investors alike—AIG times 10 and without the debacle! As you all recall, the lobbyist was in amazement at what Tom was sitting on just as he assured me that he’d be taking the reins for us. Instead, Robert Houton put the full burden on my shoulders to bring on the investors myself. FYI, I don’t think Robert’s business is going too well since the advent of my website.
Reminder: I got together with Tom to go after companies like MetLife. Working with Tom allowed the free-range thinker in me to do what had to be done. It effectively placed me in a one-on-one, working relationship with the sort of unpretentious, high-level men I like dealing with which also got me away from the jealous, old hens & the small-time, blowhard men.
NOTE: Harry Markopoulos of the Madoff scandal is exactly one of those ineffectual male blowhards, ya’ know, when he’s not commenting on David’s case of Asperger’s like I have… ANYWAY, the man’s got a whole staff behind him and organizes how Tom can’t, but Harry still only sees the “gristle”, not the “meat” in terms of the gargantuan, financial fraud which will precipitate the next financial collapse. Meanwhile, the supposed experts will all speculate over the unseen what will continue to go undetected.
NEXT: Jesse Eisinger, the author of “The chicken shit club”, which is supposedly the definitive biography on the AIG debacle, is the same issue– Jessie has the gristle, none of the meat.
In other words, Harry has no business going after Apollo or Leon Black if he’s dismissive of the true mothernest of fraud Tom discovered. Whereas Jesse Eisinger has no business writing the definitive AIG debacle book when he doesn’t even know that it began with Tom’s 3-year investigation under the feds to bring Warren Buffett and Reciprocal of America to justice; but rather, it ended with AIG and a few RoA executives being served up as a consolation prize to Buffett & Greenberg’s corporate cronyism in which they tweeked AIG’s stock value through reinsurance scams.
VERDICT:. Jesse never had a target audience to support his AIG book & no credibility as a journalist when he puts his “dirty favors” kudos on David Einhorn’s ex-wives book, ya’ know, the book that’s been described as high school fluff by the rest of us layman here on planet Earth.
NEWSFLASH: Harry Markopolos was rudely dismissed for trying to shakedown Dan Loeb for up-front fees, whereas David apologizes to asshat Harry for not being able to shell out a bunch of money to his cause due to his funds being tied-up during a divorce proceeding. This has to make a person wonder how much money Harry asked David for without being thrown out of the office?
ON THE OTHER HAND, Tom & Trixie NEVER tried to shakedown Dave, which is maybe why Parker Q, formerly of Third Point, said to come on up to New York to give a presentation with your lawyers and lobbyists and they’d be ready to go from there. Once again, what’s wrong with David’s judgment? This is a collaboration, not the crap he has with a bunch of morons and leeches at his supposed collaborative.
Back to the GoberHorn Problem:
Tom betrayed the policyholders when he suggested to a confused Dee Miles that speaking to Maxine Waters on Dodd-Frank reform was just theory as Tom had been planning for it, discussing it with a lobbyist, and putting it in writing to Dee for years. People’s time is real and lobbyists are not there for armchair theory. Don’t go into a lawyer’s office for 2 hours and expect to not get billed & don’t steal from me my watershed moment by pulling a no-show when I’ve assembled an army on your behalf and at your request. At that point, you can expect me to systematically expose you for what you really are then watch the chips fall.
Tom Gober is the only guy I’ve ever known of who can fuck over the biggest attorneys in the country who pay his bills and nothing happens! Aren’t his attorneys that dream team he wants to see take on every dirty insurer case he can throw at them? Q.: So then, why withhold the $430B to $4T dollar pot of gold from these guys? ANSWER: Tom wants his attorneys to be reliant on him for as long as he chooses to continue his endless cycle of the “unsung martyr” routine who is “loved” by the attorneys he both serves & betrays.
Furthermore, why do these power attorneys allow a piece of shit like Joseph T. Wells and Jacob Parks of the ACFE to not to do a damn thing about it? I’m hoping that John Warren has a greater conscience than his predecessors as he was brought in when the ACFE merged with his preventive fraud institute. (jwarren@acfe.com) Why did I not know this til now?!?
Anyway, a similar “control thing” goes for David in terms of the investors he disserves and the employees who receive filtered information. This is unfortunate because whereas Tom could bring out the free range thinker in me, David had brought out the artist who whipped-up a “ready-to-go” campaign between Parker Quillen of Third Point and Dee Miles of BeasleyAllen. This is what David’s business needs, “Operation Big Investor, Big law, Big lobbyist”, NOT the same pontificating bullshit I can get from Tom.
This collaboration was all about delegating duties by allowing high-level professionals to do what they do best while expanding their playing field among each other. This would have made their job easier & their impact more far-reaching and fruitful for ALL, like the policyholders, attorneys, investors, lobbyist and the few honest insurers. Hello Dodd Frank reform, investor-board members & their attorneys from Alabama AND Bipartisan Reinsurance Caucus—all doable!
But preaching empathy and self-medicating his bonfires of vanity is David’s #1 priority..
Ya’ know something, after watching David slouched over the podium during a Cornell induction speech with his ass sucked in, sporting a clashing set of shoes and pants along with a pair of ugly, Kelly green socks whilst finger-waving his usual empathy bullshit, I’d say that it comes down to either Trixie or “Queer Eye for the straight Guy” for old Davey Einhorn.
Just see the article I’ve attached…David fails on every account. What Dave now has in life is sycophants and social climbers, not heavy-hitters in his corner. You can’t say I haven’t tried as I attempted to align David with investors he’s already aligned with then bring in people he had never been privy to….. Is it any wonder he had to close down his London office this year?! It’s not the pandemic, It’s you Dave!!!